Andrew Penry Presents...

ThePenry.net

About Andrew Penry
Bodyworks by Penrymassage, reiki, cleveland

Book a perfect Florida Villa. This is my current project. Please support it.
Download Voxware MetaSound Codec. I posted this for all the 3ivx forum readers.

FAQ

Because almost no one visits my website, I can't really say that these are frequently asked questions. But they have been asked by someone at some point at least once.

Why thepenry.net?
I'm very egotistical. Not really -- penry.net was already taken.
No, I mean what's the point of thepenry.net?
Oh, not much really. At first I had great plans of making a site where my family members could easily post pictures and send family newsletters. Kind of like those Family websites out there, but just for my family, and free. I never got around to it. The site became a placeholder with a brief biography. After training in massage, I added the Bodyworks section. Since then, I've used the space as a test bed for various projects, and a place that I could store forum avatars and other such nonsense.
Why am I here?
Most likely you are looking for the Voxware MetaSound codec. According to my statistics, 98% of my visitors are here for that. 1% are looking for "nude massage Cleveland" and the like, but I'm assuming they are looking for something other than what I do. The other 1% is me, checking to see if the server that this site resides on is up.
You bio says you are a web designer. Shouldn't a web designer's home page be super cool?
You'd think. But honestly, I don't have much time to spend working on my homepage. Even as passionate as I am about web programming, after working 10 hours or so for clients, I don't really feel much like working on my site. I actually spend a lot of free time working on and contributing to my friend and business partner's website. Still, there is something to be said for simplicity.
Why not make thepenry.net into a blog?
Because I don't feel the need to post every thought I have onto the net. And no journal either, I don't want everyone knowing every detail of my life. I mean really, it's not that interesting. Maybe I'll make some sort of PHP script that makes up fake journal entries, that would be way cooler. Anything interesting I have to say I write in article form and post at either the Artistic Network, or at Shawn Olson's website.
What can I expect in the future at thepenry.net?
Nothing. Please don't. I have some plans, such as pages devoted to finding long lost friends from high school, and of course the family only portion. But, alas, these are only plans.
Any cooler places than this that I should check out?
Sure, tons. But I'm not about to dilute my strangly awesome pagerank of 4 with a bunch of links. Except for this link to the best Florida villas and vacation homes. You should check that out.